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If you've ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one...
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane , Australia .
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?""Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself,
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane , Australia .
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?""Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"
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