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I received this from a friend via e-mail and I know I must share this with my readers.  Do read on and have a good laugh.  ENJOY ... No...

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. Men want 3 qualities ...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every onc...

A woodcutter, while cutting trees dropped his axe into the river. But God was gracious and went into the water and reappeared with a silv...

1)  A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human ...

A SARDAR sent his son abroad to give him a good education. On his return back home after completing his studies the father took the son to...

1. Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man 2. Sex is like a r...

Economic lesson for today... $7.00 Sex An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.  The doc...

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?" ...

A few days ago a mechanic was having some work done at his garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten. All the mecha...

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't thi...

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed Lah ! -------? ? ? ? ? ?------- Ah Beng wants to buy...

Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ...

WOMAN’S LIFE IN 3 PICTURES SINGLE  MARRIED  DIVORCED

Young and naive but very practical answers. Had a bad day? Read the innocence of children. Priceless! A 1st grade school teacher had tw...

Men A man was granted two wishes by God, He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & M...

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to t...

Abdul grew up in Kota Baru, a town located on the East Coast of Malaysia,and then moved away to Kuala Lumpur to do his law degree. After ...

- A lways must win - B orrow but never return - C heap is good - D on't trust anyone - E verything also must grab! - F ree! Free! Free...