Monday, 2 April 2012

Taxi Driver

Have a laugh.

If you've  ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this  one...  

 A drunk woman,  stark naked, jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane , Australia . 
The Indian driver opened  his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's  wrong with you Luv, haven't  you ever seen a naked woman  before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be  proper, where I am coming from..."

"Well,  if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what  are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking  and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to  myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to  be paying me?!"  

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