- Borrow but never return
- Cheap is good
- Don't trust anyone
- Everything also must grab!
- Free! Free! Free!
- Grab first talk later
- Help yourself to everything
- I first, I want, I everything
- Jump queue
- Keep coming back for more
- Look for discount
- Must not lose face
- Never mind what they think
- Outdo everyone you know
- Pay only when necessary
- Quit while you are ahead
- Rushing and pushing wins the race
- Sample are always welcome
- Take but don't give
- Unless it's free forget it
- Vow to be number one
- Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!
- Yell if necessary to get what you want
- Zebras are kiasu because they want to be both
black and white at the same time
Hi Ivy, I finished read all the jokes liaw. Aiyohhh.... I laugh until boh lat liaw. hahahaha....
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the hilarious jokes, I really enjoyed it very much. Really nice to meet you lah. *hugs*
Have a nice weekend.
Good leh... hahahha. Have a nice weekend too, Amelia :)
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