Thanks God I belong to another generation !!!!

Just for a laugh....but serious though...it's so relevant...

Grab a cup of coffee 

Dine out at your favorite restaurant 

Spend some time at the museum 

Meet at a popular restaurant

Relax at the beach 

Go to a game 

Going out on a date 

Take a drive around town- see the views 

Thanks God I belong to another generation !!!!

Hokkien Nang

Hokkien Version of Covey's 7 Highly Effective People & more... Steven Covey's famous 7 habits for successful people are nothing more than a free adaptation of very commonHokkien phrases. So, why pay thousands of dollars to attend talks when your grand-parents, parents, spouses and even the auntie who sweeps the floor can give you the same kind of advice FOC, every day? Habit No 1: Be Pro-Active Kin Ka Kin Chiew ( Fast leg, fast hand ) Habit No 2: Sharpen the Saw Toh Bua Lai Lai ( Make the knife sharp ) Habit No 3: Begin with the End In Mind Ooh Tao Ooh Buay ( Have head, have tail ) Habit No 4: First Things First Chik Hung Chik Hung Lai - Ban Ban Lai ( One thing at a time, slow and steady ); or Cho Tow Seng ( Do first ; talk later ) Habit No 5: Think Win-Win Long Chong Ai Yarh ( Must win everything ) This is definitely not thinking win-win. This is a zero sum game. Win everything! Habit No 6: Seek To Understand Rather Than To Be Understood Cho Lang Ai Eh Beng Pek ( You must be understanding ) Habit No 7: Synergize Tai Kay Ai Hup Chop ( All must cooperate ) Scroll down – for more 1. England has madcow, Hong Kong has Macau , Russia has Moscow , S'pore has 2 famous cows- 'Cow-peh and cow-bo' And Malaysia? Cow scandal!! 2. When ur life is in darkness...... Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur electricity bill. 3. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME, If u need DARLING, CALL ME, If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME, IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, Terima Kasih.

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris ,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris , are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-by.

6.. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9... September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were..

11... October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15.. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'

One of the clerks passed out.