Men
A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied:
"Because Women don't have a wife!"
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day.
Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the delivery day.
As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately.
Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son.
But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues he asks his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born..
The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.
Now Santa's father-in-law didn't know what to do.
If he writes "the clock has arrived" Santa will think he has got a Son.
If he writes "the clock has not arrived" Santa will get worried that something serious has happened.
But being a very intelligent person, the Father-in-Law finds a solution and sends the telegram.
Just read below, you will love it........
Santa received the telegram. He opened it eagerly and reads, "The clock has arrived, but the "pendulum" is missing".
Abdul grew up in Kota Baru, a town located on the East Coast of Malaysia,and then moved away to Kuala Lumpur to do his law degree. After graduating, he decided to go back to Kota Baru, because he could be a big man there and he really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office.
The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.
As the man came to the door Abdul picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking.
"No. Absolutely no.. You tell those clowns in Kuala Lumpur that I won't settle this case for less than one million ringgit.. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the State Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
This sort of conversation went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Abdul rattled instructions. Finally, Abdul puts down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "I'm from Telekom. I've come to connect your line".
