Wednesday 11 July 2012

DIY Anti-Aging Face Cream

Skin Firming Cream Recipe

2 TBL rose hip oil
1 TBL sesame oil
1 TBL avocado oil
1 TBL macadamia nut oil
1 TBL almond oil
1 TBL evening primrose oil
2 TBL raw unfiltered honey
1 oz or 2 TBL beeswax
2 TBL coconut oil
1 TBL cocoa butter
1 tsp lanolin
9 TBL distilled water
2 TBL vegetable glycerin
1/2 tsp borax
2 capsules Marine Greens Sea Algae formula ( opened up and poured out)
5 ml DMAE
2 capsules ubiquinol ( cut open and squeezed into oils ) (you can use COQ10 if you don't have ubiquinol)
1 tsp liquid vitamin C
4 droppers full of vitamin E
2 capsules niacin ( opened and pour out)
1 tsp lecithin
1 dropper liquid B12
8 drops carrot seed essential oil
12 drops jasmine fragrance oil

Put all of the oils, honey, beeswax, coconut oil, cocoa butter, and lanolin in a saucepan and heat over medium heat until everything is melted. It is important to take the pan off of the heat once everything is melted, so that the potency is not removed from some of the ingredients. Cool for a few minutes and then add DMAE, oil from ubiquinol, vitamin E, niacin, lecithin, B12, carrot seed essential oil, and jasmine fragrance oil with a whisk and stir well. Then put ice in a large bowl and put  saucepan in the bowl and whisk all of the ingredients until they are thick, like a salve. Then put all of these ingredients into a blender.

In another pan add water, glycerin, borax, and Marine Greens and heat on low and stir with a whisk until well blended and borax is dissolved. You can do this while you are melting the oils. Let this cool off of the burner while you are whisking the ingredients in the other pan.

After you have put the oils in the blender, you will use the hole in the lid to add the liquid from the other pan. Turn the blender on and slowly start adding the liquid. You will see the cream begin to thicken immediately. You will also have to stop and push the cream from the side of the blender, and stir a little. You may have to make a hole in the middle of the cream so that the liquid can get to the bottom of the blender to mix with the oil. Keep doing this until all of the liquid has been added.

This makes a thick cream for your face and neck. It feels absolutely wonderful. You only use about a pea sized amount two times a day. It helps with your fine lines, crows feet, and sagging.


DIY Jasmine Natural Face and Body Wash

Jasmine Natural Face and Body Wash

8 oz Dr. Bonner's Baby-Mild Castille Soap
8 oz distilled water
1 TB Almond oil
20 drops jasmine fragrance
10 drops geranium essential oil

Put all ingredients in a bowl and whisk together. Then pour into a pump bottle.

Rinse face with water and then use 1 squirt of face wash and start washing face. Wash  face for approximately 1 minute, concentrating around my nose, chin, and forehead, then rinse well.

You can use a toner after if you like to close your pores, and then moisturize. You can use DIY Anti-Aging Moisturizer. 


The ABC of Kiasu-ism

- Always must win
- Borrow but never return
- Cheap is good
- Don't trust anyone
- Everything also must grab!
- Free! Free! Free!
- Grab first talk later
- Help yourself to everything
- I first, I want, I everything
- Jump queue
- Keep coming back for more
- Look for discount
- Must not lose face
- Never mind what they think
- Outdo everyone you know
- Pay only when necessary
- Quit while you are ahead
- Rushing and pushing wins the race
- Sample are always welcome
- Take but don't give
- Unless it's free forget it
- Vow to be number one
- Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!
- Yell if necessary to get what you want
- Zebras are kiasu because they want to be both  
  black and white at the same time

Saturday 7 July 2012

I thought I knew everything .... I was wrong


Stewardesses is the longest word
typed with only the left hand.


And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed
with your right hand.




No word in the English language rhymes with
month , orange, silver, or purple.

' Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.


our eyes are always the same size from birth,
but our nose and ears

never stop growing.

The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps

over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the

alphabet.


The words 'racecar,' 'kayak'

and 'level' are the

same whether they are read left to right or

right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English

language which end in 'dous':

tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and

hazardous.


There are two words in the English language

that have all five vowels in order:

'abstemious' and 'facetious.' 

TYPEWRITER
     is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.  

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
. 
 

  
 A goldfish    has a memory span of three seconds 

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. A shark    is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 

A snail    can sleep for three years.   Almonds are a member of the peach    family. 


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
 Babies are born without kneecaps.  

They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
  In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. If the population of China walked past you, 8 people wide, 
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
 
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors 

Peanuts    are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
 

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 



 
 The cruise liner, QE 2,moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns..
The microwave    was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube
and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.  
 
 
The winter of 1932 was so cold that  Niagara Falls      
froze completely solid .
There are more chickens than people in the world.  
         

Winston Churchill
 
was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
 Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 

 
The Rain-Thomas Kinkade 

This is a Thomas Kinkade painting It's rumored to carry a miracle! 
They say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle. 

It's amazing we all learned English!



I think a retired English teacher was
bored. THIS IS GREAT!
                                

Read all the way to the end.

This took a lot of work to put together!

You think English is easy??

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to
    refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in   
    the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he 
    thought it was time to present thepresent.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass 
    drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen

      about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does  
      are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a   
      sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught 
       his sow to sow

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a 
      tear.

 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of 
       tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate 
      friend?

Let's face it, English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while
sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is is a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have
a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance
be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down; you fill in a form by filling it out; an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not
computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out,
they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this:

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is'UP'

It's easy to understand UP meaning
toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?

Why do we speak UP and why are the
officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends.

And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house, and some guys fix UP the old car.

At other times the little word has real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

A drain must be opened UP because it
is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but
we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.

In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.

It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.

When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP,
for now my time is UP,

so........it is time to shut UP!

Now it's UP to you to decide what to
do with this.

Friday 6 July 2012

Thanks God I belong to another generation !!!!

Just for a laugh....but serious though...it's so relevant...

Grab a cup of coffee 

Dine out at your favorite restaurant 

Spend some time at the museum 

Meet at a popular restaurant

Relax at the beach 

Go to a game 

Going out on a date 

Take a drive around town- see the views 




Thanks God I belong to another generation !!!!

Tuesday 3 July 2012

Hokkien Nang


Hokkien Version of Covey's 7 Highly Effective People & more...

Steven Covey's famous 7 habits for successful people are nothing more than a free adaptation of very commonHokkien phrases.

So, why pay thousands of dollars to attend talks when your grand-parents, parents, spouses and even the auntie who sweeps the floor can give you the same kind of advice FOC, every day?

Habit No 1: Be Pro-Active
Kin Ka Kin Chiew
( Fast leg, fast hand )

Habit No 2: Sharpen the Saw
Toh Bua Lai Lai
( Make the knife sharp )

Habit No 3: Begin with the End In Mind
Ooh Tao Ooh Buay
( Have head, have tail )

Habit No 4: First Things First
Chik Hung Chik Hung Lai - Ban Ban Lai
( One thing at a time, slow and steady ); or
Cho Tow Seng
( Do first ; talk later )

Habit No 5: Think Win-Win
Long Chong Ai Yarh
( Must win everything )
This is definitely not thinking win-win. This is a zero sum game. Win everything!

Habit No 6: Seek To Understand Rather Than To Be Understood
Cho Lang Ai Eh Beng Pek
( You must be understanding )

Habit No 7: Synergize
Tai Kay Ai Hup Chop
( All must cooperate )

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1. England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau ,
Russia has Moscow ,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
'Cow-peh and cow-bo'
And Malaysia? Cow scandal!!

2. When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness.....
and If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur electricity bill.

3. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, Terima Kasih.

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris ,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris , are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-by.

6.. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9... September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were..

11... October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15.. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'

One of the clerks passed out.